By Erica Klein
Let me start in the traditional Festivus fashion: I HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE! The particular problem I want to talk about today is Santa Claus. Specifically, what I call Santa Truthism, which means telling the Santa story like a true story. Santa Truthism softens up kids’ brains so those brains are susceptible to weird stuff. What is weird stuff? Weird stuff means astrology, Bigfoot, biorhythms, chemtrails, dianetics, energy healing, foot reflexology, homeopathy, Holocaust denial (I’m only up to the letter H!), and a million other make-believe things that too many people believe are true.